This was inspired by this post on Tumblr (reposted on Facebook). It includes multiple Chris’s, including: Evans, Hemsworth, Pratt, Barrie, Pine, Bale, Nolan, Eccleston, O’Dowd, Timothy, Eigeman and Walken, trying to defeat a snarky omniscient voice and save a kid’s hospice.
RUSSO: Cut! Chris, is there something wrong?
EVANS: No, why?
RUSSO: Because your acting today sucks.
RDJ: No need to be mean!
RUSSO: What the hell? I wasn’t even talking to you!
RDJ: So? It’s still not-
*Loud, ominous voice booms over the set*
VOICE: Behold, the omniscient being that is all evil!
EVANS: What the hell just happened?
PRATT: I take it that’s a rhetorical question?
*EVANS shakes his head and HEMSWORTH (HEMS) enters*
HEMS: What is upwards, my dearest mortals?
EVANS: You’re still in character?
*Everyone looks about them*
ALL: Wait, what was that noise?
HEMS: What noise? Did I drop Mjolnir?
RDJ: Don’t be silly.
VOICE: I said, listen UP! God, can’t you people hear me?
ALL: We hear you, we’re just not listening.
VOICE: Self-entitled *loud beep*. Well, listen up! I’m gonna go destroy this kid’s hospice in Boston, and because this is an action movie, you lot are gonna try and stop me, got it?
VOICE: Because…because…oh shut up! Think of the children! Stop being so apathetic!
RDJ: I guess he has a point.
*Loud crash, and BARRIE stumbles into the studio*
BARRIE: Uh, hi?
EVANS: Who the hell are you?
*Sheepishly holds out hand*
BARRIE: Uh, my name’s-
*BARRIE facepalms but everyone else jumps to shake his hand*
HEMS: Salutations, smeghead.
EVANS: Goddammit Chris.
ALL: Yeah, what?
*EVANS facepalms and shakes his head*
EVANS: I meant Thor over here. Put the bloody hammer down already.
*HEMSWORTH hugs Mjolnir*
HEMS: Never, mortal!